(17) claire light | 5 months ago

Check out (above or here) one of my favorite scenes from Labyrinth , the eighties teen fantasy musical starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. You remind me of the bab...

(0) iansanchez | 4 months ago

You've come here to read the chronicles of Dr. Ian Sanchez no doubt. And why shouldn't you, he's successfully circumnavigated the Cape of Good Hope, locked wits with the ...

(0) perlesrose | 4 months ago

I sometimes feel like Alice bewildered and amazed. One moment I am ten feet tall the next I am so very small hardly there at all. Too bad I wasn't given a script what to ...

(0) Writing With Purpose | 3 months ago

WARNING: This contains adult content. Read at your own discretion. A cucumber by any other name can still be used as a dildo... After taking a quick shower and changing i...

(1) Kassandra | 3 months ago

Back in the time of Pangea, June 24th, 1980 to be exact, a wee little one by the name of Kassandra Marie is born. Fast forward 28 years later here I am! I am currently a ...

(17) claire light | 2 months ago

So, in less than two weeks, Justine Larbalestier will release her fourth book How to Ditch Your Fairy . Yes, it's about fairies. And yes, it's young adult fiction. The he...

(6) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

The date was August 28, 08. The locations were Detroit, Michigan and Laurel, De. The event was the annual draft for the Crumbpackers Fantasy Football League which is play...

(0) poppopx7 | 2 months ago

Please allow me to introduce myself as I am new here on "The Espenblog Times." My name is Harvey, and I am the GM of George's Gorilla's Fantasy Football Team. I have been...

(0) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Missy's Madmen took a nasty beating from Alexis' Camp Rocker's this week. The final score was 111-55, and when the dust settled there wasn't much left of Missy's Madmen. ...

(0) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Coach Whitey is pacing in the locker room. "I'm quite nervous about this matchup," he says. "Playing on the road is always difficult, and there are many factors that come...

(1) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Jeffery's Lion's pounced all over Jeff's Redskin's this week in the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League. To me, the talented Ms Ernestine, it looked like Jeff's Redskin...

(1) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Lori's Little Rascal's has set a scoring record in the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League. By defeating Alexis' Camp Rocker's 197 to 114 the Little Rascal's are tied f...

(1) poppopx7 | 29 days ago

I love the game of football because it's played with a "pigskin." Sit back, take a deep breath, and picture all the things we pigs contribute to this world. In fact, do s...

(0) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Here I am, deep in the jungle, and I've been hacked, and I know who did it. It was those lion's that hacked into my site because they put their audio up with their roar, ...

(1) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

This is a picture of the famous Crumbpacker's Woodshed. Each, and every week strange things take place in this shed. It's much larger than it looks, and there is plenty o...

(0) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Here we go again, back on the road to face Jeff's Redskin's in a very crucial game for week 6. After pulling off a major upset over Jefferys' Lion's last week deep in the...

(1) poppopx7 | 26 days ago

Another big piggy, wiggy to you all. This is Ms Ernestine reporting to you all about this crazy football league. The girl's, and I played poker all afternoon while we wat...

(0) poppopx7 | 22 days ago

Whoever said it was fair to bring tomahawks, bows, and arrows, and spears to a big game? Not only that, but Jeff's Redskin's come riding in on horses. How do you tackle h...

(1) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

I, the Fluffy Dog, will be writing a special report of an event that took place last night. All you Ms Erenstine, Harvey, Whitey, and the entire Crumbpacker's Fantasy Foo...

(1) poppopx7 | 26 days ago

I went to an event the other night that still has me shaking my head. It's as if I was dreaming, but I know it was a reality. I have never seen anything like that before ...

(1) poppopx7 | 26 days ago

The standings in the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League are tighter than a banjo string. Here we are in week 7, and no one is running away from anyone else. These peop...

(1) poppopx7 | about 1 month ago

Things are changing in The Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League. Four of the five winning teams demolished their opponents this week. The only close game was between the...

(1) poppopx7 | 29 days ago

Here we go into week 8, and still no one team has broken out yet. Both divisions are jammed up with ties for first place, or just a one game lead. The crucial games this ...

(1) poppopx7 | 24 days ago

Week 8 has not been good for the Madmen to say the least. Missy's Madmen are taking a thumping going into Monday night's game. There is a 98 point difference between the ...

(0) poppopx7 | 6 days ago

A two game losing streak for my Gorilla's have caused me much pain, and anxiety. I've been called on the carpet by PopPop himself, and was told in no uncertain terms that...

(0) kidzncritters | 26 days ago

At the edge of a backyard beach Laid an ocean known as Pool, Where three little girls did live and swim And never went to school. Each spent her morning brushing the Othe...

(1) poppopx7 | 12 days ago

My guy Harvey is always getting into trouble. The picture below is the talk of the Crumpacker's Fantasy Fotball League. It seems Harvey just can't stay away from trouble,...

(1) poppopx7 | 24 days ago

Now we have a three way tie for first place in both Division 1, and Division 2. After 8 weeks the log jam is still in place. Week 9 should loosen things up though, becaus...

(0) poppopx7 | 22 days ago

I keep hoping that it stops, but it doesn't. George's Gorilla's are now on a losing streak that jeopardizes their chances of getting into the playoffs. We must win this w...

(6) poppopx7 | 9 days ago

Harvey, the GM of George's Gorilla's Fantasy Football Team has received "The 2008 Cry Baby of the Year Award" from the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League. This award i...

(1) poppopx7 | 11 days ago

A great big piggy, wiggy good morning to you all. This is Ms Ernestine reporting to you about a very strange sound that was heard coming from the Madmen's locker room lat...

(1) poppopx7 | 13 days ago

It has been a week now since Harvey was awarded the 2008 Cry Baby Award from the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League, and we haven't heard from him. He hasn't been seen...

(1) poppopx7 | 12 days ago

Where is Harvey? Can you help us find Harvey? If you have any information of where Harvey is please tell us by leaving your ideas in the comment box. The picture above wa...

(1) poppopx7 | 7 days ago

Me Too Piggy wants you all to help find Harvey. Below is a poll with some idea's of where Harvey may be. Me Too Piggy is looking for leads of Harvey's whereabouts. This p...

(6) poppopx7 | 11 days ago

"The Espenblog Times" has hired a PI to find Harvey the GM of George's Gorilla's, and a writer for this publication. Harvey has been missing since last week, and Pop Pop ...

(6) poppopx7 | 9 days ago

Nosy, the world famous PI, and his sidekick "Frankie the Mouse" have conducted an onsite search of Harvey's hut, and has turned up some important clues. Clues that could ...

(1) poppopx7 | 5 days ago

Week 11 in the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League has some teams in a must win situation. With only four games left in the regular season the heat is being turned up o...

(0) poppopx7 | about 2 hours ago

Welcome everyone to my new section entitled "Ms Ernestine Rants." This new section has been in the making for quite some time now, and with the disappearance of Harvey, P...

(1) poppopx7 | 7 days ago

The animal kingdom is up in arms over the disappearance of Harvey. Every species known to man from every corner of the globe is outraged. From the largest, to the tiniest...

(6) poppopx7 | 6 days ago

Our local police deparment has dismissed the disappearance of Harvey. Local officials are saying, "Harvey has apparently driven away on his own accord, and doesn't want t...

(0) poppopx7 | 6 days ago

Hi everyone, this is Fluffy from "Fluff's Corner." I jumped over here to Harvey's page to post some of the messages we are receiving from fan's around the world. We are a...

(1) poppopx7 | 5 days ago

The Delaware Rejects keep their winning streak alive by winning over the Madmen for their seventh straight victory. The Rejects record now stands at 8-3 with three games ...

(0) poppopx7 | 2 days ago

This is "Breaking News" coming to you from the bank of a lake where Harvey's vehicle has just been pulled out of the icy waters. I, Ms Ernestine, am relaying this informa...

(0) poppopx7 | 39 minutes ago

This is Ms Ernestine reporting to you from the home of Hugo Mokey, the driver of the truck that delivered Harvey's vehicle to the lake to be dumped into the icy waters. O...