Whatever happened to the bird flu? I was sure that half the world's population would be wiped out by now. Could it be that our mainstream mass media could have actually b...
He was a true Norseman... At nearly seven feet tall, his presence was enough to overshadow the most intimidating of souls, and his long blonde hair only seemed to emphasi...
When I tell friends about Chippendale's, they either laugh or smile and all of them say the same thing to me, "So, what was it like?!" I'm guessing most of them thought i...
It wasn't until mid-life that our lives finally found each other. Suddenly, it seemed, we discovered this giddy, adolescent butterflies-in-the-stomach kind of thing. Thic...
It takes alot to piss-off Grandma. "You hitch up the wagon to an ornery mule, well after you ride to town a time or two, the orneyness just becomes a fact of life." Grand...
My Timeless Me When we were children we were taught that getting discouraged was a fact of life. Getting discouraged is way too easy for most adults as we learn to stop t...
Grandpa kept himself busy in the barn, finding little chores - the ones that always need doing but mostly aren't important enough to hem and haw about. But a stir in his ...
POetrY LoVerS! POets! DrEAmeRs!!! PARTICIPATE IN ONLINE POETRY CONTEST!!! EMAIL your poem to shivers.poems@pnn.com and Check back here to know who won - and to read the o...
My son was only four years old when my wife and I divorced. For financial reasons my son and I moved 2000 miles away to San Antonio where I had family. Needless to say th...
Just a wide spot on the highway. The forest has left enough room at the edge to fit a market and a couple of fuel pumps. About 'round are the farms and fences of folks an...
So, summer is upon us and although kids may be getting ready to get back to school, some of you may still have beach holidays to look forward to...a weekend away or, hopef...
2:33 A.M., this morning. The farm was settled into sleep when a ruckus erupted out on the highway. Since our property borders a particularly deceiving bend of the road, w...
1. Accept nothing less than the best for and from yourself. 2. Trust your gut. 3. Allow others their opinion, but don't let their opinions of you make or break you. 4. Do...
My generation is from the 70's where women were still discovering how to be women and feminists were proud of that title. We marched and Took Back the Night, Our Bodies, ...
Barak Baby, Maverick McCain, or Bob below the radar Barr-whose slogan do you wear? With such clever slogans as, "Change you can believe in", "Ready from day one", and "Li...
Well, another lie has been exposed. Is anyone really shocked? While some bloggers have been quick to take issue with John McCain’s alleged lies concerning Obama’s tax...
Obama now says he is in favor of tapping the US strategic petroleum reserves for up to 10% of the 700 million barrels of oil. During today’s campaign speech In Lansing,...
This week's big movie news is all about “Pineapple Express” opening with a large Wednesday August box office total at $12.15 million – but the real story is the ton...
I want to bring you the news from around the world. If it isn't a headline, I will make it one. Don't settle for all the other when you can get the small news in a big wa...
"I think many of our problems as a country would be solved if people had thick passports," Matt Damon tells Conte Nast Traveler in an interview for their September issue....
Thoughts are the dandruff of your soul. They are the stuff that flakes off when your soul is dry and itching, when it has not been well oiled with spirituality and inner ...
Television news pretty much has become pure entertainment (and not all that entertaining either). That's a given. And television news is pretty much on the way out just l...
Amazing: celeb chef Julia Child was a WWII era spy ! Previously classified documents were released on Thursday that named Child and all sorts of other notable people as b...
While not specifically celebrity news, there is certainly a Hollywood connection to the discovery of a gigantic creature that looks an awful lot like a Sasquatch. CNN air...
Let's put the devil back into the rays. At this point, the Barry Bonds baggage actually can be a good thing. Really. The Rays need a power left-handed bat. Bonds can DH. ...
Your world is a mirror of you. What you see out there is what you hold inside. So if you are filled with love, boy, are you going to get some! But if you're not, you can ...
Brad Pitt, dreamiest man alive, and Kihels, dreamiest moisturizer alive, are teaming up according to NY Mag (via WWD ) to offer "Aloe Vera Biodegradable Liquid Body Clean...
A lovely chat with Bongekile from the Amazwi Villager in Acorhoek, South Africa. Check out the Amazwi Villager's PNN Page ...
What would you say to a musical? About soccer star David Beckham ? My first question is who's playing him and my second question is for how much of the play will his shir...
Obama has announced Senator Joe Biden to be his vice-presidential running mate. In the last 48 hours all of the talking heads had been predicting this choice. But does it...
Is the message getting through? Voting for a candidate that shares your values is not a wasted vote-voting for someone because they are popular is the waste. If you feel ...
French ingénue Audrey Tautou (perhaps you remember her from "The DaVinci Code" or hopefully from her breakout role in "Amelie") has signed on to play Coco Chanel in a bi...
The last few days in GOP Land have run the gamut from bizarre to downright scary strange. Not much of a gamut actually, merely puzzling. Where to begin? How about Friday....
PRESIDENT PALIN'S PHONE CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN It's February 2009 and President Palin invites Putin to a showdown at the White House. By the way, President McCa...
Having softened the deep wrinkle between his brows with Restylane and Botox, Charlie Gibson hops on the three-day, non-stop, direct flight from New York to Anchorage to i...
Senator Obama received the memo this morning. No, not a friendly reminder that says: “You’re overstepping your boundaries, dude,” but the wire memo, the one that go...
Ok. There's nothing funny about this, but ... I don’t know about you, but today I’ve been trying to not think about it. Now, at almost four PM, I finally face it. I r...
Larissa reminded me about the fire coverage last year, so I looked on the California Newspaper Publishers Association and voila' turns out I won the award for best news c...
I have to admit it. I take pride in often dancing to the beat of my own drum. Not everyone watching (if you get that lucky) would recognize my smooth steps because I like...
Monday, November 3, 2008. Day before the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election. John McCain and Barack Obama are neck-to-neck in the polls. Thi...
Mr. & Ms. Jones sit in front of the TV on Friday night to watch Charlie Gibson interview Sarah Palin. Mr. Jones beams with happiness at the sight of the fresh politic...
The year is 2016. The New Supreme Court permits President Samson Palin to undergo a sex change operation. He is the former Sarah Palin. “I was a man inside a woman’s ...
Joe Biden scratches the hair plugs on the top of his head when octogenarian Washington reporter Helen Thomas asks him what he meant by “ articulate" and "clean” when ...
Ok, I’m an independent, but if I were a Republican I’d vote for the Democrats come November. That is, if I really, really loved my political party. Why? I can’t thi...
The largest lending institutions in America are failing. Wall Street is going crazy. I can’t even take out a loan to put gas in my car, and what do the media report con...
Here's what I've been writing about in Politics lately: Talk Them Down! Palin: Power-Seeker Qualified The Confidence Game Politicking: Why Are Lies Acceptable Debate #1 O...
Don't take my (or their) word for it. Check the facts. If you’re like me, you've been conditioned to take things on faith and act on emotion. Take my spouse for instanc...
1. He’s black. I wouldn't be writing this if he were white. 2. He doesn’t have an underage pregnant daughter. Obama’s narrative would improve if his underage pregna...
1. Palin. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never let the First Dude forget he's the man, but when it comes to the Russians, Iranians and their nukes? ...
As an Independent voter, I’m very confused on who to actually vote for, if any. Senator Obama and Senator McCain are both shooting their mouth about issues that are in ...
Hello, folks. My name is Liz, and I'm here to tell you a thing or two about what I think. I'm a 22-year-old gigging musician and freelance writer (I tend to avoid those 9...
(spoof) The red phone rings at the White House at 3:00 AM. Cindy McCain answers. “Hellooo, who the heck is calling at this hour?” Mrs. McCain sits up on the bed in th...
This is our collective tab today (per http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock ) So, if the estimated population of the United States is 304,768,350, then each citizen's share o...
I came across this picture on another blog recently, and I decided this would be the perfect way to start off my new blog. This label is actually on clothing lines such a...
As Johnny Carson would say, no, that's not a Miami phone number and the amount of your phone bill. That's today's U.S. POPClock Projection. If you're a taxpayer, your sha...
It's all over the news. The issue of racism is now something that has to be faced head on instead of trying to sweep it under the rug. In a poll that was recently done, a...
I have heard many people, even other women, saying that women should not have positions of leadership. For this question, I would like to put aside the fact that Sarah Pa...
My city has a recycling program in affect for garbage and recyclables. Plastics are in a blue bag and put out every two weeks. Cardboard is put out on the opposite weeks....
Many Latin Americans are pinning their hopes on McCain (if elected President) to bring Hugo Chavez to his knees. Nothing would give me more pleasure, except it’ll never...
We’re talking about printing one trillion dollars to pay for the Wall Street bailouts. What about inflation? Do we want to pay $1,000 for a dinner? $100 for a quart of ...
Have you read about the school that has separated the boys and girls for classes? Not only are they separated by gender, the school is teaching them differently as well. ...
We have all heard the rumors about Biden stepping down as Obama's VP choice. The Internet is a buzz over this speculation. Do you think Biden should step down so Obama ca...
Why should stay-at-work-dads like Senator McCain have all the fun? He abandoned his crippled first wife and shacked up with girlfriend Cindy. Then, after marrying poor Ci...
Okay, I am very good at following the news, but I find it a little disturbing that I did not know that Clay Atkins was gay. I suspected it, but I was just making a call. ...
Remember that big rig that got stuck under a highway overpass a few years ago? After hours of deliberation, the police, the highway authority and a bunch of experts were ...
Henry Paulson thinks “there is a lot of blame to go around” for irresponsible lending practices, overly complex securities and rating-agency failures. I say blame El ...
Mary Tyler Moore obviously doesn’t. I don’t know about you, but when I watched her jiggle her arm flab at the Emmys I was horrified. Where was the FCC? That affront t...
I have decided that since it does not take much to run for President, so I am going to become a write in candidate. My credentials are far better than some would think. I...
Christmas in September? Editors are as busy, scrambling to find what the most sought-after gifts for the Holiday season are going to be. A Fellow Journalist invited me to...
President Bush addressed the nation and spoke about the bailout plan and how it will affect everyone. He said that he does not want us to suffer, but how can we not. Seve...
I'm compelled to share with you this surprising article from Wall Street hedge fund CEO Eric D. Hovde on the Sunday Washington Post. His first hand knowledge and historic...
(spoof) “America this week faces an historic crisis in our financial system [ this is really live or die for me, my poll ratings are way down ]. We must pass legislatio...
$700 billion / Iraq war / Help Dick’s friends at Halliburton $700 billion / WS bailout / Help Hank’s friends at Goldman Sachs ---------------- -$1.4 trillion / Americ...
Ok, boys, this is it. Assuming the old guy shows up, here's some advice. 1. Watch your body language. No sighs, tsks, rolling of the eyes and shaking of the head. In fact...
America has sneezed, but instead of a handkerchief being offered to her, we're witnessing a global "wait and see" stand-offish-ness towards Wall St. It belies the reality...
In the south, it seems they are running out of gas. Here in the north we have gas and the price has dropped. Are you in the south without gas? If, so how are you handling...
I hear the debate is back on tonight. I am interested in knowing how many people will tune in. Will you be wtaching the debate tonight? What do you expect to hear? ...
While I don’t consider myself the smartest person in the room when it comes to economic policy, I think I know a few things about common sense. I know that our economy ...
Yes, you heard it right. John McCain campaign staff has released an ad declaring a victory in the debate with Obama tonight. Yes, it will happen tonight, but the release ...
There wasn’t a winner at the debate last night. McCain should’ve won by a landslide. World affairs is supposed to be his strong suit, domestic affairs is Obama’s. B...
Does the world really need one more review of last night’s presidential debate? Not especially, but when have I ever let redundancy stop me from spouting off my opinion...
It wasn’t long ago that the Republican Party (McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayer...
(spoof) In this version of the musical, Henry Higgins, er, Henry Kissinger trains Eliza Doolittle, er, Sarah Palin, to dance political Cha Cha at the upcoming Debate Ball...
[The following is in response to a post I read elsewhere. I realize I'm shooting from the hip, fighting perception with perception. I know you're all intelligent and can ...
Neither side wanted to blink first, so in the end 133 Reps and 94 Dems voted against the rescue plan. Maybe these legislators just couldn’t approve a $700 billion dolla...
To paraphrase the words of the late Governor Anne Richards, “Poor Joe. It’s not his fault; he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.” So today, in what can only ...
It would seem that a lot of the concerns about the financial markets has to do with confidence. See here , here , and here , for instance. It would also seem that The Mar...
(spoof) Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced during a press conference today she is suspending her campaign and flying to Washington because “Washington ca...
Yes, it was a lot of money to ask for. No, it wasn’t very well explained. And in an election year where the stakes are high, of course it was difficult to get all the v...
First, watch this . Now, let's talk. In my opinion, this election is between Barack Obama and John McCain. Their Vice Presidential picks are of second consideration. Give...
Question of the day that everyone can relate to. How will you survive? Where is your money? How do we get over our economic fears and stop hoarding? ...
(spoof) Perhaps in an attempt to lower expectations of his performance during the upcoming October 2 debate with Sarah Palin, Senator Biden today seemed to admit to some ...
Clinton: We are "restoring trust and confidence". Do you believe that the government is doing everything they can to restore our trust in them? ...
The Olympics were great, but it's all about the cultural understanding if China and the United States are going to build a successful working relationship, Dr. George sai...